Alternative Uses for Peanut Butter
We are home sick today so I thought I'd blog. Keegan is sick. Kennedy is sick. Nathan is sick. My new BFF is Lysol.... enough said.
So, you all have a pantry full of peanut butter that you're afraid to eat now with all the recalls. What to do with it? Here are some alternative uses for peanut butter (stolen from the internet).
1. Give jars of it to astronauts so they can play with it in zero gravity
2. Spread it on your left hand. Let it dry. Rub your hands together until you have little clumps and rolls of dried peanut butter. Spread them around on your test paper to make it look like you erased a lot.
3. Fill a room with it knee-deep and have a massive wrestling match with your friends
4. Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 1000
5. Plug up the nursery's electric outlets to protect little fingers.
6. Keep a jar in your car because it rhymes.
7. Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy.
8. Use it to stick up posters signs and photographs in your room.
9. Put several cases in the back of your car for better winter traction.
10. Waterbed too bouncy? It's time for a refill......
I'm sure there are more. Anyone have any great ideas? Feel free to share!
So, you all have a pantry full of peanut butter that you're afraid to eat now with all the recalls. What to do with it? Here are some alternative uses for peanut butter (stolen from the internet).
1. Give jars of it to astronauts so they can play with it in zero gravity
2. Spread it on your left hand. Let it dry. Rub your hands together until you have little clumps and rolls of dried peanut butter. Spread them around on your test paper to make it look like you erased a lot.
3. Fill a room with it knee-deep and have a massive wrestling match with your friends
4. Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 1000
5. Plug up the nursery's electric outlets to protect little fingers.
6. Keep a jar in your car because it rhymes.
7. Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy.
8. Use it to stick up posters signs and photographs in your room.
9. Put several cases in the back of your car for better winter traction.
10. Waterbed too bouncy? It's time for a refill......
I'm sure there are more. Anyone have any great ideas? Feel free to share!
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Ah, the deep questions we ask in college...