Blue Light Special, Part 2

For those of you who read "Blue Light Special" earliery today, here is Part 2. The story gets more amusing.

So.... when I got home from K-Mart today (excuse me, "Big K") I ripped the tags off my 2 new cheapo jeans and threw them away along with the bag and receipt. They fit; who needs tags and receipts, right?

Tonight I was excited to put on my new jeans that actually fit. One leg on. The next leg... ugghhh... not quite on..... only to realize that my new jeans didn't fit. Huh? It turned out that I was so flustered after my fitting room saga today that I bought the pile of jeans that DIDN'T fit instead of the ones that DID fit. Oops. You've got to be kidding me.

Digging through the trash, I was able to find the tags and receipts under a rotten banana peel and some dirty tissues. I got two kids fed, changed, and buckled in and we went back to Big K tonight. Note: I don't live near KMart and it was completely random that I was even there today.... so going back took quite the effort.

They took back the 2 pairs of jeans and didn't notice the rotten banana smell on the tags. I looked around the clothes dept and could not remember which type of jean DID fit and they would need to be tried on once more. Fitting rooms again? I think not.

Pantless again,
Amber

Comments

Anonymous said…
Maybe Big K isn't the store for you?! :-) I'm so sorry that happened to you. - Andrea
February 22, 2009 at 2:19 AM
Christi said…
I'm so sorry, Amber!! I guess it wasn't meant to be! :) Hopefully your next jean shopping experience is better!
February 22, 2009 at 6:16 PM
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