Keegan's Interview

Keegan wanted to help me blog again today so I told him we'd do another interview. Here is what we talked about today (Barbara Walters would be impressed). His answers in blue are word-for-word.

Amber: Keegan, tell me a joke.

Keegan: How the monster cross the road?- He go on the other side. (laughs)

A: What do you want to be when you grow up?
K: I want to be a giant

A: What do giants do?

K: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. How do giants cross the road? He go to the other side (laughs)

A: Who is your best friend?
K: Sam. No, little Sam. (from the YMCA)

A: What do you think of President Obama's economic stimulus package?
K: I don't know.

A: What do monsters do?

K: Eat.

A: What do they eat?
K: Pancakes.

A: What does Daddy do for work?

K: Go on the 'puters (computers).

A: What does Mommy look like?
K: A mom.

A: What is Easter?
K: Easter eggs. Candy.

A: Anything about Jesus?
K: Umm. I don't know.

A: What did God make?
K: He make our house. Umm. Chairs. He makes movies. He makes books and people and dinosaurs and monsters too!!

A: Where do you want to go for a vacation?

K: The hospital.

A: What's at the hospital?
K: Candy.

A: Who is the president?
K: Orock Bama.

A: What does he do?
K: He does computers too. And doors too. And, he sings songs.

A: What is your favorite song?
K: Monster song (he starts singing up a made up song, "Monster make a soup.....la,la,la").

A: If you were the president, what would you do?
K: Cook. Cook something in the microwave.

A: Do you think this interview should be over?

K: Umm, yes. It's all done. I turn it off.

There you have it, folks. There you have it.