Happy New Year!

No New Years resolutions here. Let's face it, I won't put the energy in to accomplish them.
Instead, I give you 10 things I'd like to eliminate from the planet in 2010 (this will also be my platform if I ever run for president, I suppose).

1. Glitter. You know how I feel about glitter. You use it in 2009 but still find it around your house in 2010. I say we stop the madness now.
2. Crocs for adults.
3. The Touch N' Brush. Your whole family might as well share a toothbrush when you swap saliva through this as-seen-on-TV toothpaste dispenser.
4. Negativity, including my own.
5. Mullets. I've surprisingly seen these lately. Business in front, party in the back.
6. Snow and/or ice on roads. Man has invented butt-seat-warmers in cars yet no one has made a way to heat streets from underneath. It can't be that hard, right?
7. Stickers/labels that do not come off products by peeling or lightly picking them with your fingernail. Out comes the Goo-Gone products and hairdryer to get those suckers off and then they come off in itty-bitty pieces, leaving residue on your item. Let's outlaw this.
8. Toddler beauty pageants. Creepy, creepy, creepy.
9. The Subway booth at the State Fair. People who "eat fresh" when they could have deep fried foods do not deserve to be at the fair with us.
10. The song Christmas Shoes. I only heard it a few times this season and I hope to have it completely banished from the planet by Christmas 2010.

There you have it, folks!

This year has brought our family many blessings--- wishing you all a very happy 2010!