Captain Amberica
I have the skills to be a real super hero. I've seen several powers this week alone.
1. I was reminded while eating my chocolate truffle Blizzard that I have never had brain freeze. If that's not a super hero power, I don't know what is.
2. I saw a fly in the house and wished that it was dead. Later I found it dead on the ground. Coincidence? I think not.
3. I drank some orange juice shortly after brushing my teeth and it wasn't that terrible. Take that!
4. I ran my hands through my hair and Cheez-It crumbs came out. Who knows what's next-- daggers?
5. I lost a GIANT stainless steel bowl in my house shortly after washing it in the sink. Four days later it magically appeared in the dishwasher after thinking, "Maybe it's in the dishwasher!". Kapow!!
6. I kept myself & 3 small children almost completely hidden while Nathan hosted a men's event at our home. I didn't even use duct tape.
7. I shot a pellet gun in friend's backyard and got very close to the rubber ducky I was aiming for. Bang!
8. I made a triple layer chocolate cake from scratch while also watching 3 small kids. Wham!
9. I ran into my 4th grade teacher at Fazoli's and he remembered me. It's like I don't age.
and, finally....
10. I took 3 kids to a restaurant by myself....and survived!! Bam!
I'll be going by the name Captain Amberica. I hate for you to call me a hero, but let's call it like it is! Captain Amberica to the rescue!!!!!!!
1. I was reminded while eating my chocolate truffle Blizzard that I have never had brain freeze. If that's not a super hero power, I don't know what is.
2. I saw a fly in the house and wished that it was dead. Later I found it dead on the ground. Coincidence? I think not.
3. I drank some orange juice shortly after brushing my teeth and it wasn't that terrible. Take that!
4. I ran my hands through my hair and Cheez-It crumbs came out. Who knows what's next-- daggers?
5. I lost a GIANT stainless steel bowl in my house shortly after washing it in the sink. Four days later it magically appeared in the dishwasher after thinking, "Maybe it's in the dishwasher!". Kapow!!
6. I kept myself & 3 small children almost completely hidden while Nathan hosted a men's event at our home. I didn't even use duct tape.
7. I shot a pellet gun in friend's backyard and got very close to the rubber ducky I was aiming for. Bang!
8. I made a triple layer chocolate cake from scratch while also watching 3 small kids. Wham!
9. I ran into my 4th grade teacher at Fazoli's and he remembered me. It's like I don't age.
and, finally....
10. I took 3 kids to a restaurant by myself....and survived!! Bam!
I'll be going by the name Captain Amberica. I hate for you to call me a hero, but let's call it like it is! Captain Amberica to the rescue!!!!!!!
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Mindy