New Years: TOP 10 THINGS I LEARNED
It's a wild and crazy New Year's Eve at the Amber Waves of Grain household tonight!
Nathan is getting over the stomach flu and the kids will be in bed by 8pm. I'm sure I won't be far behind! I know, we're animals!
I thought it would be good tonight to review the TOP 10 THINGS I LEARNED in 2010. In no particular order.... here we go:
1. Don't sell all your baby clothes at a garage sale 2 weeks before you conceive a baby.
2. A toddler left alone in the church bathroom could be found standing in a toilet full of water.
3. Buying a new minivan will produce an additional child.
4. Always answer your cell phone in the gym locker room. It could be James Best (Roscoe on Dukes of Hazzard) calling to wish you a happy birthday (LINK)
5. If you're going to lock yourself out of your car at the gas station, try not to do it on a bitter cold winter day and with a toddler in the backseat.
6. If a cat ever drops a mouse in your bedroom, it could be alive. Be prepared to kill the mouse; standing on the bed screaming like a little girl will not solve the problem (LINK).
7. If a toddler is out of sight for under a minute, that's still enough time for them to strip, find eggs and break them, and climb onto the kitchen cabinets. Hurry back.
8. When eating at a fancy restaurant, don't sit next to the young, unmarried couple. They might start smooching during the meal and ruin your dessert.
9. When it's your 3rd pregnancy, all modesty during your OB/GYN appointments can be thrown out the window. It's not like they haven't seen it before.
10. If you wear your watch into the relaxation room of the spa, you might get laughed at. Apparently it suggests that you don't actually know how to relax.
There you have it, folks. Top 10 things I learned this year!
Thanks to my readers who have read all 127 of my posts for 2010!! Here's to you!
Nathan is getting over the stomach flu and the kids will be in bed by 8pm. I'm sure I won't be far behind! I know, we're animals!
I thought it would be good tonight to review the TOP 10 THINGS I LEARNED in 2010. In no particular order.... here we go:1. Don't sell all your baby clothes at a garage sale 2 weeks before you conceive a baby.
2. A toddler left alone in the church bathroom could be found standing in a toilet full of water.
3. Buying a new minivan will produce an additional child.
4. Always answer your cell phone in the gym locker room. It could be James Best (Roscoe on Dukes of Hazzard) calling to wish you a happy birthday (LINK)
5. If you're going to lock yourself out of your car at the gas station, try not to do it on a bitter cold winter day and with a toddler in the backseat.
6. If a cat ever drops a mouse in your bedroom, it could be alive. Be prepared to kill the mouse; standing on the bed screaming like a little girl will not solve the problem (LINK).
7. If a toddler is out of sight for under a minute, that's still enough time for them to strip, find eggs and break them, and climb onto the kitchen cabinets. Hurry back.
8. When eating at a fancy restaurant, don't sit next to the young, unmarried couple. They might start smooching during the meal and ruin your dessert.
9. When it's your 3rd pregnancy, all modesty during your OB/GYN appointments can be thrown out the window. It's not like they haven't seen it before.
10. If you wear your watch into the relaxation room of the spa, you might get laughed at. Apparently it suggests that you don't actually know how to relax.
There you have it, folks. Top 10 things I learned this year!
Thanks to my readers who have read all 127 of my posts for 2010!! Here's to you!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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